Attention environmental activist hippie co-op shopper (you know who you are): Bringing a plastic water bottle to the water station and spending 5 minutes running water to clean out your bottle and filling it with 16 ounces of water and using a whole roll of paper towel to dry the bottle after filling it is NOT environmentally responsible. A special thank you as well for your use of the Keep Tahoe Blue bumper sticker on your SUV and almost running over that old lady on your way into the parking lot and dumping your cigarette butt in the storm drain so it could go directly into the bay. Looking forward to seeing you on Earth Day.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS!  you ARE not in ENGLAND or JAPAN! Please walk on the RIGHT side of the road or aisle.

Apparently, certain senators are not aware that television audiences can READ YOUR LIPS!

Morphine May Help Traumatic Stress

According to an article in the  New England Journal of Medicine, morphine may help treat disabling emotional fallout from traumatic experiences.

Doctors have known of opiates’ effects going back at least to Homer, who in “The Odyssey” described a drug that “had the power of robbing grief and anger of their sting and banishing all painful memories.”

Age, sex and the cause of injury did not significantly alter the findings, said Troy Lisa Holbrook, the study’s lead author.

For more on this story please visit:  http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/14/health/research/14morphine.html?ref=health

The Washington Wizards of the NBA announced the first annual bring your gun to work day.